Holy get me the fuck out of here.
While I was happily sequestered away at my desk all day, our frail island home hath been overrun. It happens every year at this time, this was no real surprise. But I was unaware that this year we had issued specially engraved invitations reading WELCOME IDIOTS.
On my tiny little [...]
Archive for May, 2007
thank god you were here to tell me what to do
Posted in weekend on 25 May 2007 | 5 Comments »
let’s go yankees
Posted in play ball on 21 May 2007 | 1 Comment »
Live blogging the Yankees game!
Things look grim for the Yankees, as we all know. When I last blogged a Yankees game, Mike Mussina left the game suddenly with a strained hamstring. Little did we know, at the time, that strained hamstrings are virulently contagious and that all of the major league and several of the [...]
the legion of super awesome
Posted in Uncategorized on 15 May 2007 | 1 Comment »
If you don’t already know, I also write at this group site over at a place called Teatro Triste del Clown. It’s kind of new, but is populated by some pretty awesome people who get paid to tell lies for a living — and then there’s the rest of us, who just lie because it’s fun.
It’s [...]
puma envy
Posted in Uncategorized on 13 May 2007 | 2 Comments »
my feet hurt. I really need to get myself some good shoes. This is bullshit.
I had another “event” tonight, for which I bought myself some schmancy new duds — a fun, swingy black jacket, some flowy black pants, and even a new pair of ballet-slipper-type flats. Super awesome cute.
But also really kinda hurty.
Friend o’ mine [...]
a good day at the ballpark
Posted in Uncategorized on 6 May 2007 | 4 Comments »
Man, we picked the right day to go to Yankee Stadium.
Woo!
fag hag
Posted in Uncategorized on 6 May 2007 | 2 Comments »
So I was in this random church basement tonight and (don’t backtalk me — I spend a lot of time in various church basements for reasons of my own) and on my way out the door I happened to look at the bulletinboard for this particular church and the headline of a newpaper article that [...]
Lou!
Posted in Uncategorized on 1 May 2007 | 2 Comments »
So clearly, work is a whirling, sucking vortex set out to eat my brains.
Lately all I can do when I get home at night (usually after a 12- to 14-hour day) is blindly stuff my face with a whole day’s worth of calories because I have no time to eat breakfast and lunch anymore and then [...]
