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Archive for July, 2006

virginal, pure

My underwire bra has gone all freaky on me again. They always do this eventually — somehow the wire pokes a hole through the fabric on the end near my sternum, and before I know it I am sitting in a meeting with what looks like a very long, curved matchstick peeking up from [...]

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tribute

Maybe it’s because that sexy beast Kevin Smith has been all over the universe with the press push for Clerks II and my old friend/roommate/moocher extraordinaire Paul always reminded me of Kevin Smith, with his similar penchant for wearing short pants and telling off-color jokes.
Whatever the reason, I’ve been thinking about Paul lately, and [...]

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hey ladies

Does anyone need a sticker peeled off?
Or an itch scratched?
Or perhaps a tricky little knot pried loose?
Well too bad.
Because I just filed my nails right down to the quick, and that is always when I need to do those things.
On the bright side, I am now primed and ready for:
playing a little ragtime piano
thrumming my [...]

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I am thinking of you. Honestly I am.
It is just that I am deep within a dark cave of a very long stretch of working 14 hour days and pulling together an entirely insanely huge project.
It’s actually going pretty well, no one has pulled anyone else’s hair out yet, and I am still getting eight [...]

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allons enfants

Holy busy.
I am just now emerging from a two-week period of consecutive 12-hour work days. I even had to get up and do worky things on Saturdays and Sundays, and they usually fall on the weekend, and in the early morning! On the weekend!
Sleep! Sleep! All I want for my birthday is sleep!
…and a [...]

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addict

I’d been suffering from a low-level headache all day. It really settled into my brain at about 1 pm, when I felt it necessary to lie down for a nap, this being a national holiday and all. I’d been drinking nothing but herbal tea all day, had had a nice, decent breakfast, and was otherwise [...]

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Oh my stars and as I live and breathe, but home repair is a rewarding pursuit. I’m telling you, I haven’t even spent a dime yet and already I feel like a responsible, thoughtful, home-owning Woman of Means.
And what this Woman of Means means is that I’ve resolved the burning question of whether or not [...]

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