Here’s a brief sampling of what it’s like to live inside my mind the last couple of days:
What a beautiful day it is!Sunshine is STUPID.You’re the greatest co-worker ever in the world!Why is everybody here such an IDIOT all the time?I am so lucky.This sucks.I’m so sleepy, I need to nap for three days.Let’s go [...]
Archive for August, 2005
Hey baby, do you swing?
Posted in Uncategorized on 31 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
In the summer, in the city
Posted in Uncategorized on 28 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Hooray! I made it safely back from a stunningly fantastic trip to NYC, which you can read about here. It was a great break from the insanity of the end of summer on Cape Cod and the ramp-up to Labor Day weekend, during which I intend to revert to my old hermit ways and stay [...]
Gotham
Posted in Uncategorized on 24 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
We’re leaving tomorrow early in the a.m. to take our wee vacation in NYC. Up at 7, catch a train in Connecticut at 11, then two glorious fun-filled nights at a posh hotel on the Upper East Side. All of this is, as usual, courtesy of the greatest Mother-in-law that ever lived, mine. She is [...]
Erin go bra-less
Posted in Uncategorized on 21 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
I realize it is probably the height of disingenousness to suddenly notice that people on the internet like to talk about boobies, but honestly!
My weekly post here this week was all about breasts, mostly at the insistence of the charmingly juvenile inmates who also write for that site (which is, officially, the bee’s knees). Then [...]
Missing morpheus
Posted in Uncategorized on 19 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve signed on to another massive project at work, which is why I woke up at 4:30 in the morning today and was unable to fall back asleep until I had churned out the documents that were dancing the mazurka in my head. So now, of course, I am fully awake and entirely insomniacal, and [...]
Many words, little information
Posted in Uncategorized on 14 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
Wow, that was a lot harder than I thought it would be.
My computer went batshit-nutso all last week. So batshit-nutso that I couldn’t even get onto the internet. So batshit-nutso that nothing but word processing worked, and what good is it to process any words if you can’t share them with the whole entire interweb?
So, [...]
Food fight
Posted in Uncategorized on 7 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
It was time for the annual barbeque at my mother’s church today, and I was free, and so was the food, so I graced the joint with my majestic presence.
Once again it was a beautiful and perfect summer day, adorable children were scampering adorably, a great many old ladies came up and hugged me, the [...]
High cool
Posted in Uncategorized on 2 August 2005 | Leave a Comment »
I realize this is a song we’re all singing these days, but it is retardedly hot. And don’t give me some sob story about how it’s hotter where you live, because your little game of oneupsmanship won’t make either of us less hot. Although I’ll admit that it probably is hotter where you are, [...]
